Warning!

So, I'm reading an 'Information Guide' for an iPod Touch...which, on a side-note, is one of the coolest things I've ever seen...and on the first page, at the bottom, it says the following:

HANDLING iPod

Do not drop, disassemble, open, crush, bend, deform, puncture, shred, microwave, incinerate, paint or insert foreign objects into iPod.

They all sound like pretty reasonable things to be placed ON a Don't List. Some of them, even a bit silly. But then I started thinking that sadly, they somehow made it ON to the list....which meant that someone, sadly, at one time or another DID one of these things.

I mean seriously....Paint? Microwave?

Stupid someone.